I'm very bad

So, I was watching a documentary about sexual abuse by priests.

I know this is already sounding bad, but please, bear with me.

There were some shots taken in a classroom in a rectory, and there were these things hanging from the ceiling. Not being Catholic, I'm not sure what they are, but to me they only looked like chains.

So now I have these very bad thoughts. I'm kind of picturing my Dom wearing a priest collar and punishing me... and maybe I could try to get out of my punishment by doing something really nice for him. Also, I'm imagining it with an old-fashioned school desk.

This is so wrong. But it feels so right. I actually mentioned it to him and asked him if he found it blasphemous. He didn't really say either way. He just asked if I wanted a nun costume. I definitely don't want a nun costume. I think the plaid skirt would work just fine.

Sigh. Just when I think I know how bad I am...