1. Beer.....
Beer Bad. Wine Good.
2. McDonalds....
AAAGGHH Greasy Pit of Death!
3. Love....
Lifts us up where we belong
4. Lust...
is FUN!
5. Power Rangers..
No idea what's going on, but cool costumes
6. Weed...
No thanks, man. My appetite is good as it is.
7. Steroids.....
I don't get the appeal.
8. Cartoons.....
Power Puff!
9. The President.....
Should eat more pretzels
10. Tupperware....
is useful. But annoying.
11. Florida.....
Never been there. Crazy lives there.
12. Santa Claus......
Nice old man with a weird job.
13. Halloween......
I wanna be Cinderella!! You have to make me a Cinderella dress!!
14. Alice....
Go ask her.
15. Grammar.....
is what separates us from people who don't know grammar.
16: Myspace....
Not as much fun as it looks.
17. Lime...
Vodka and
18. Sex...
Yes, please?
19. Paris......
Full of French people, for some reason
20. Cheese...
mmmmmm it's melty
21. Red Heads....
great on girls, not my thing on guys
22. Blondes.....
make fun friends
23. Class......
Starts at 9am. Why, God?
24. One Night Stands....
There was that one really bad one where I threw up. Funny story. Or not.
25. Sports.....
sticks and balls?
26. Neverland...
The one in California, aka EWEWEWEWEW
27. Pixie....
STICKS!!! WOOOOO!
28. Vanilla.....
Heh. Not me.
29. Hooters......
The local weatherman who demanded one of their fancy mugs for "research". Dick.
30. Pajamas.....
Who needs em?
31. Underwear.....
See #30.
32. Wet Socks.....
Get em off, get em off!
33. Your Mom......
is kinda hot.
34. Cake....
OR DEATH
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